The Labservative Party's time has gone!
The first Conservative leaflet of the year has effectively been deconstructed at http://life-of-a-stranger.blogspot.com/2010/03/conservatives-leaflet.html , but look at http://www.labservative.com/ for a more balanced approach to current politics!
It's a funny campaign, but it has a serious point, a point only Liberal Democrats are making in this election.
For 65 years the government of our country has been handed from Labour to the Conservatives and back again like a game of pass the parcel. Red-blue, blue-red politics - and look what it has got us: corrupt politics, recession, inequality , time and again. They just take turns at making the same mistakes. It has to end.
The old politics is not good enough any more. It is time for something different.
Our strategy in this election is to make it clear that if you want real change, you have to vote for a party that is different. All you will get from the old parties is more of the same. Just think how much they agree on.
On the economy: the Labservatives have been in thrall to the City of London for decades, neglecting the rest of Britain and letting the banks get away with doing whatever they want. And now the Labservatives are both refusing to come clean about the tough decisions needed to sort out the public finances - it's a conspiracy of silence.
It's the same story wherever you look: together David Cameron and Gordon Brown have blocked political reform, including our plan to allow people to sack corrupt MPs.
The Labservatives compete to sound tough on crime instead of doing what works to actually catch criminals and stop them committing more crimes. And the Labservatives have made UK foreign policy subservient to the interests of the United States, from the illegal invasion of Iraq to the decision to waste £100bn on replacing, like for like, the cold war era Trident nuclear submarines.
Labservatism is alive and well in Britain today, and only the Liberal Democrats can change that. A vote for Cameron or Brown is a vote for the corrupt, failed status quo. Only Liberal Democrats offer real change.
We are not campaigning against two parties: we are campaigning against one. We are campaigning against the old, failed way of doing things. We are campaigning for real, permanent change to build a fairer Britain. It's a simple choice between old and new.